It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
What’s wonderful about challah is that it can be used in so many ways: to sanctify the Sabbath, of course, but just as important, to make French toast, grilled cheese, and croutons and as breading in meatballs. Maybe not the way God intended it, but I’m sure She understands.
The Borowitz Report: Female G.O.P. Senators Propose Earning Seventy-one Per Cent As Much As Male Colleagues
“After voting down paycheck equity for women across America, the female Republican senators realized that they themselves were ‘burdened by the tyranny of equal pay’ in the U.S. Senate.”
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The Singing Butler (1992), Jack Vettriano / Drunk In Love, Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z